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16th September 2010

5:51pm: Pirate Name Lemming

My pirate name is:

Black Jack Flint

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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You are The Quartermaster

You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome,
awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike
– well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t
likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be
what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was
called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around
because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing
that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the
crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of
fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline
AND entertainment.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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1st March 2010

7:52pm: I Have an accent???? No!
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The South
The Inland North
The Northeast
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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19th January 2010

10:02pm: What D&D Character Am I?
I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Bard/Rogue (3rd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:







Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.

Secondary Class:
Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

3rd January 2010

8:43pm: My Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Test Score!
Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score
CategoryYour ScoreAverage
Has conversations in between massacres
Sensitive Roleplaying6.33%
There is no player. There is only.... Zuul.
GM Experience47.83%
Puts the players through the wringer
Systems Knowledge68.93%
Local rules guru
Livin' La Vida Dorka6.9%
Gaming is my life
You are 38.1% pure
Average Score: 68.8%
Current Mood: amused

29th August 2009

1:03am: WTF????? I am *SO* not Chaotic Good.....
I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Sorcerer (5th Level)

Ability Scores:







Chaotic Good A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit. However, chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment because it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

16th March 2009

3:36am: What's Your Personality Type?
You Are An INFP
The Idealist

You are a creative person with a great imagination. You enjoy living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close to you.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards.
You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings.

At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak
3:17am: What Chakra Are You?
You Are the Root Chakra
You are down to earth and stable. You are aware and alert in all aspects in your life.
You are compassionate and connected to other people. You enjoy spending time with others.

You are comfortable with your body and very agile. You are coordinated, if not athletic.
You take good care of your health and your body. You enjoy being physically active and eating healthy foods.

7th February 2009

11:21am: Writer's Block: Fearsome
Apart from spiders (a fear which has carried over into adulthood),
My biggest childhood fear was being eaten by clowns, which would laugh maliciously at me while they ate me.....

*wanders off to find some LoLCat therapy*

19th December 2008

2:00am: You know your sleep dep'd...

You know you're sleep dep'd when you get freaked out by looking into a mirror that doesn't show your reflection.

Then you realize it isn't a mirror. It's an open sort of "half wall" like a kitchen bar between the bedroom and dining room.

Then you realize it's in front of a window with the blinds open.

Then you realize that you're naked.

Current Mood: sleepy

6th December 2008

10:56am: Oh, THIS was a bright idea.....
Ok, I just want to know one thing:

Who in hell thought it would be a good idea to schedule a FGotM in Atlanta, on the same day as the SEC Championship, in a downtown hotel right on the parade route, which means that every street leading to the hotel is closed off.

If I hadn't driven 4 hours to get here, I would have turned right around and gone home.
Current Mood: disgusted

3rd December 2008

6:46pm: Huh.....
Your rainbow is shaded black.


What is says about you: You are a powerful person. You appreciate mystery. You may meet people who are afraid of you.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

LogoThere is
person with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Amanda Plageman --

Visually addictive
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Werebuffalo --

A dance involving little to no clothing
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

29th September 2008

12:30am: Gleefully swiped

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Current Mood: Sleepless

12th March 2008

12:55am: Well, that igures...

Do you have an inclination for BDSM?
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You scored as Experimental

(((Note: I haven't covered all aspects of BDSM in this quiz due to the length the quiz would have to be. It is sex-based because psychological profiles can be complicated and motivations for engaging in fetishes vary with couples and individuals. I have written this category as one of the alternatives because this quiz is to test inclination not a definite interest in BDSM.))) Experimentation is a great place to be. Open-mindedness when it comes to sexuality can open doors and allow you to discover things that you didn't think you would find engaging. Having such a curious attitude can help you learn more about your own sexual nature as well as the nature of others.











Exhibitionist / Voyeur






Degradation Lover



12:48am: Huh....

Where do you rank in the Wolf Pack?
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You scored as Beta Wolf

You are a BETA WOLF. You are second in command. You like to challenge the alpha wolf, but tend to back off or be put in your place when it comes to fighting. You are fairly strong and appear to be smarter than others.

Omega Wolf


Beta Wolf


Alpha Wolf


Gamma Wolf


11th March 2008

11:04pm: Shamelessly swiped.
Maybe I'll actually make a real post soon... One that I wouldn't be ashamed to share.........

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Physical Touch
with a secondary love language being
Quality Time.

Complete set of results

Physical Touch: 12
Quality Time: 8
Words of Affirmation: 7
Acts of Service: 3
Receiving Gifts: 0


Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

Take the quiz

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

21st February 2008

11:07pm: Shamelessly Swiped
1. If you could do something right now what would it be?
Quit my job and do something that doesn't involve faked sincerity.

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/ myspace account?

3. Say something to someone on your friends list without revealing whom it is to?
There's so much I wish we could share.

4. Name one of your clothing sizes?
XXL Shirts

5. Have you ever gotten naked in public?
Only under duress, or lost poker rounds.

6. Whats the weirdest thing you've eaten?
Raccoon or Camel. Which is weirder?

7. Are you named after a family member?

8. Can you walk a straight line when you're sober?
Nope. That whole "cripple" thing shoots that in the foot?

9. When did you lose your virginity?

10.Have you ever been bi curious?
Yup. Sooner or later, the time will be right.

11. Would you rather be a girl/guy?
Female. Outdoor plumbing is too vulnerable.

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
I'm not naming that particular Cammie. Either of them.

13. Are you happy with the one you ended up with?
Not with anyone.

14. Have you ever wanted or have had sex with a S/O's friend?
Wanted to? Occasionally. Done so? Never.

15. Do you still find your S/O sexually attractive?

16. Do you watch Family Guy?
When I can.

17. Would you ever work for a Brothel?
Depends on the terms.

18. Whats one word would describe your last relationship?

19. Would you rather date someone younger then you or older?
Older, but it doesn't really matter.

20. Have you ever had a eating disorder?
Does being fat count?

21. Do you have a collection?

23. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
Not yet.

24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Yup. Earth Day. Sometimes Easter.

26. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
At least 1.

28. What do you often worry about?
Too many things that don't translate into words.

30. Have you ever been cheated on?
If your not exclusive, it's not cheating. :-)

32 . What slang word do you call marijuana?

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
Ewwwww. No.

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
Monkeys might fly out of my butt.

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
Never felt the need.

37. What's your opinion on abortion????
I support the right to choose. I don't think I could choose to have one. It's not an acceptable alternative to birth control. It is an acceptable response to rape, incest, medical issues, etc. Beyond that, my opinion varies with my mood.

38. Are you a country boy/girl or city slicker?
A little of both. I like medium to large cities, but very much enjoy the time I spend away from them.

39. Are there people on your friends list you have never met or spoken to?
A few.

40. What irks you?
Stupidity, whining, and intolerance. (Which is ironic, as I tend to be intolerant of stupidity.)

25th November 2007

2:58pm: Who'da thunked it?
What's your Changeling type?
Your Result: Beast

Feral, Wild, maybe even Furry. You embody all that is Beast. When your wild side comes out, things could get dangerous for those around you. Humanity is something to strive for but you'll settle for the basics, a full belly and a warm, safe place to sleep.

What's your Changeling type?
Take More Quizzes
Current Mood: confused

20th November 2007

1:32am: Man-eating Badgers
This brings me joy:
"UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. "

See the story here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm


"I find it equally suspicious that the International Crisis Group released a major report on what went wrong in Basra without once mentioning giant man-eating badgers... what exactly are they trying to hide? Oh, and for what it's worth the stories about the giant man-eating badgers of Basra are probably better grounded in reality than the absurdist "progress report" released by the Bush administration today."


07/12/2007 Kirs P. says:

Okay. On a slightly more serious note: how stupid do you have to be to believe that there are man-eating badgers out there and that the British army would release them into the general public? And this is causing some sort of mass hysteria? What is wrong with these people?

07/12/2007 Alex R. says:

See how you feel when you find a slavering badger in your bed tonight, Kirs.

Current Mood: amused

29th August 2007

11:07pm: Making a List....
It has come to my attention that most people suck. Very few people actually deserve life. But lets focus on the positive. Some people have redeeming qualities. So instead of listing people I need to kill, how about a list of people who can stay?

So let me know: Why should you be allowed to live?
Current Mood: contemplative

3rd April 2007

10:58pm: Nashville Zombie Lurch!!!!!!

Just an FYI, people. Coalition for Zombie Rights, anyone?
Current Mood: ecstatic

24th December 2006

1:22am: Lemmings
I am Penemue. Find out what fallen angel you would be by taking the quiz at angelabode.net
Take The Which Fallen Angel Would You Be Quiz

Brought to you by Angel August's Abode

Huh??? WTF? Squeak?
12:30am: I'm a gamer- who'd've thunk it?
Tie score, so I've copied them both in...

You scored as Character Player. The Character Player enjoys creating in-depth characters with distinct and rich personalities. He identifies closely with his characters, feeling detached from the game if he doesn’t. He takes creative pride in exploring different characters, often making each new one radically different than others he’s played. The Character Player bases his decisions on his character's psychology first and foremost. He may view rules as a necessary evil at best, preferring sessions in which the dice never come out of their bags. For the Character Player, the greatest reward comes from experiencing the game from the emotional perspective of an interesting character.

What RPG Player (Not Character) Type Are You?
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You scored as Storyteller. The Storyteller is in it for the plot: the sense of mystery and the fun of participating in a narrative that has the satisfying arc of a good book or movie. He enjoys interacting with well-defined NPCs, even preferring antagonists who have genuine motivations and personality to mere monsters. To the Storyteller, the greatest reward of the game is participating in a compelling story with interesting and unpredictable plot threads, in which his actions and those of his fellow characters determine the resolution.

With apologies to Robin Laws.




Character Player


Casual Gamer




Weekend Warrior


Power Gamer




What RPG Player (Not Character) Type Are You?
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13th December 2006

7:51pm: Shamelessly taken without permission

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, stalking through the fields! It is Amanda, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a cruel cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to smash you in such an unsafe manner, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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15th November 2006

12:57am: Made my own holiday
I have decided to make up my own holiday. Next week shall be "Be Appreciative of Inanimate Objects" week.

Celebrants will speak kindly to inanimate objects, apologize for running into then, and generally ask their opinions about whatever may be happening at the time.

So it is said, so shall it be done.
Current Mood: creative

12th October 2006

3:07pm: Gay Rights
"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on LiveJournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.
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